I have a big penis. I keep it in a jar under my bed.



Saturday, 8 October 2011

wanted WhatIsTheMatrix.com but oh well

quote [ Hi Fielding [Mellish], my name is Brian H******, and I represent the owner of Egosurfers.com. I just wanted to introduce myself to give you a direct contact for questions about pricing and anything else you might need. You should see an email within 24 hours with a price, and a link to purchase the domain. Let me know if you need anything before then, or if you want to discuss the price once you get the email.


Best Regards,

Brian H******
Domain Consultant
(801) 471-#### ]

I've no intention of buying them out at any price since I don't even have Internet at my house (also don't trust any domain squatter who doesn't remember "Bananas") but thought it would be a good chance to ask what you think the future holds

[SFW] [Blogging] [by HAUS 9000@10:09pmGMT] [3 comments]


Sunday, 28 June 2009

Bacon Variety

quote [ Anyways Bacon Snow is the fucking truth, I will ride for that shit til the death. I know Brains was talking about bacon being the new all overprint but dude this shit brought me back. Bacon still has a long way to go. I don't know how they make it but I think it's powdered sugar infused with smoked bacon. ]

wha?

[SFW] [Blogging] [by amus@7:39amGMT] [+10011] [13 comments]


Friday, 17 April 2009

My step-by-step DIY Das Keybroad with informative pictures.

quote [ inspired by another ]

I am dizzy.

[SFW] [Blogging] [by monkeytooth@1:00amGMT] [+188 SCIENCE!] [7 comments]


Monday, 8 December 2008

Ask ESII: It finally happened...

quote [ I am forced to buy a new computer.
My office Christmas party was Dec. 5th.
Munkie won an iPod Nano.
It can play video's, movies, etc.
Alas, my current [BELOVED] dial-up, ten year old, 512mb RAM, down loading at speeds of up to 4.9 kb/sec. - just can't handle it anymore.
:/

Thumb is the latest popular thing to Chop.

(new: cannot left or right align until the quote or comment text reaches the bottom of the image)

Wait.

What? ]

So.

What I need here, kids, is:

Your thoughts on what I should buy.

[SFW] [Blogging] [by Leezurd@7:07amGMT] [+11 ] [20 comments]


Monday, 27 October 2008

I'm not running away...

quote [ ...I figure I owe to to you guys... ]

Just a sad realization/explanation...

[SFW] [Blogging] [by Trigger@2:47amGMT] [+1 bacon] [15 comments]




Sunday, 28 September 2008

I Love You

quote [ I Love you all. ]

Just read

[SFW] [Blogging] [by shizac@9:48amGMT] [+1800000 Mod Abuse] [7 comments]


Thursday, 21 August 2008

DBLDS - DirtyBirdy's LiquorDrink School -- A top ten list (sort of)!

quote [ Three and a third top three lists! (not all liquorbased!) ]

Top three cocktails:
1.) Last Word
2.) Sazerac
3.) Manhattan
(continued, and recipes in extended)

[SFW] [Blogging] [by DirtyBirdy@4:26amGMT] [+14 Yay! New fap material!] [0 comments]


Tuesday, 12 August 2008

"Damaged Goods"

CONUNDRUM!

[SFW] [Blogging] [by assbastard@11:46amGMT] [+10 But what if the placebo works?] [10 comments]


Monday, 28 April 2008

LiquorDrink School part 3 - 5 simple things that will make your drinks AWESOME.

quote [ The third part of my teaching everyone how to make awesome drinks. Five easy things to make your drinks awesome. ]

AWESOME -- don't you want your drinks to be that?

Also: a recipe

[SFW] [Blogging] [by DirtyBirdy@4:00amGMT] [+12 graham's drunk, again] [22 comments]


Monday, 14 April 2008

LiquorDrink School #2 - Pickin' Liquor

Part two of LiquorDrink school - Pickin' Liquors

[SFW] [Blogging] [by DirtyBirdy@3:12amGMT] [+10000 Thanks for touching my penis.] [4 comments]



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